Anna gaaru, Reddy garu kalisthe!!!!

Conversation Between YSR and NTR in HEAVEN

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YSR : (with NTR) Annagaru! What a pity! What’s happening for Andhra Pradesh?

NTR: Brother! I’m also worried. We wouldn’t have let this happen if we were there. I think it’s the game of Karma.

YSR: What is Karma?

NTR: It’s the supreme program of The Creator. Every soul and every living entity is programed by divine design.

YSR: May be…and coming back to the situation in AP, this is not the movement that took roots from people. It’s clear selfish desire of a few politicians. Hence I never encouraged. From time to time I used several means to dilute it. Am I right?

NTR: You are absolutely right, brother! I kept track of everything that you did. That’s good. You did your part with perfection. Even I tried to keep all Telugus united even, proposing change of name Andhra Pradesh to Telugu Nadu. Had that was done, this wouldn’t have happened. Telugu Atmagouravam would stand high only when the state is called ‘Telugu Nadu’. World sits up and takes notice of the language Telugu is spoken in Telugunadu. The identity of Telugus will be supreme then.

YSR: Yes, Annagaru! That should happen. Let us appeal to Lord Indra to sow a seed in High Command’s head.

Lord Indra: What leaders! What are you discussing?

YSR And NTR: Namo Indra Namo Namaha

YSR: We are discussing about the plight of the soil, from where we left our bodies recently.

NTR: Why this pitiable condition in Andhra Pradesh now? Is this the game of Karma?

Indra: Situation wouldn’t be like this when the King (CM) is strong. When you both were Kings for your people in respective terms, they were living in confidence. And the politicians around never dared to play games for their selfish reasons. YS! Your successor)Rosiah is not able to create confidence among people. And hence selfish politicians are wagging their tails.

NTR: Did YS committed mistake by encouraging Rosiah as next to him in Cabinet?

Indra : No, not all. The people are also assuming that. But it’s not YS who encouraged him. It’s not YS who made him next to him. It’s the Karma of Rosiah that made it. Rosiah was a loyal subordinate to his bosses and masters from many births. His loyalty knows no boundaries. In some births he even sacrificed his life for the wellbeing of his bosses. His soul is god-fearing and never did anything against to his boss. That we call, ‘swamy bhakti’! He did his dharma more than required. He never did things for people who became strangers to him, but he did everything for bosses. When he became the boss it was because of ill-fate that awaited his boss but not as a choice of his people. Karma used his boss as a tool to balance the equation.

YSR: And that’s me….

Indra: Yes. The credit goes to Karma, but not you.

YSR: Then why did I leave my body in copter crash?

Indra : Karma of your past again. You were a warrior king a few centuries back and Indra you killed your enemies in ghastly way using fireballs. It’s a payback.

YSR: Is killing enemy, a mistake, whatever be the means..?

Indra: Nothing wrong! And Karma also never finds mistake in paying back, whoever be the sufferer on other side. But you got swargam now since you did your dharma as warrior by killing enemy. Had you killed a friend or innocent for selfish reason, you would go to narakam. That’s the only difference. Leaving the body with more pain or less pain- that makes no difference for soul’s voyage.

NTR: Then what about me?

Indra: You had no karmic relation with physical violence you did to your enemies or friends. But you had got some Karmic bond with mind game you played with a few in past lives. Hence you left body with mental agony. Karma used your son-in-law as a tool. The sin that touched your son-in-law is related only to his political desires but not to your death.

NTR: Indra! I understood. Gone are our days. We are less worried about our deaths anyway. We wish that our state gets the name ‘Telugunadu’. What do you say?

Indra: (laughs) Only Karma should manifest it. I’m helpless. When the majority Telugu speaking people, show their pride with unity and integrity to the Kings and Emperors around you (State Ministers and High Command), then Karma automatically manifests for the change. None can stop that. But the initiation should come from people. They should stop fighting and love peace. They should value their soil and language. Karma showers sweetness only where there is love and peace. Karma bestows higher place than heaven only when it witnesses love and peace. Lord Brahma sends prophets, sages and saints as his messengers to propagate the same, to make people open the gate of their body for eternal emancipation of soul. Your wish comes true, when your people stop fighting. Otherwise, I don’t know what bitterness is in store with Karma, the program written by Lord Brahma.

A façt abt Tendulkar, èverý Indian must rèalisè...

Wen Tendulkar travelld 2 Pak in 1989 Nov 15:

Schumaker ws yt 2 race a F1 Car,
Maradona ws stil d captain f Argntina,
SamprAs never won a Slam,
Messi wAs in his nappies,
Bolt wAs an unknwOn kid in jamaican bakwaters,
Phelps hAd nev swImD evn on d floor,
Berlin wal ws stil intact,
Lance armstrng neva been 2 Tour de france,
... It seems while,

V xcusd 1 man:

Tym stands frozn infrnt f SACHIN..

v ve hAd champns..

v ve hAd legnds..

but v ve nevr had a SACHIN..
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&
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NEVER WILL!!!

Life After 10 years (Effects of Reservation)

Sun is rising as usual in the east .I am standing here outside the school,waiting for my 10 yr kid. He studies in class 2. Only this year he could get admission into the school. For the last 5 yrs admissions were closed for thegeneral category students.

School bell rings. I can see a lot of happy children coming out of the gate, Iwaited for half an hour and my kid came at last after other children. General students are not allowed to cross the gate unless other OBC/SC/ST students havecrossed the gates.

OBC/SC/ST fathers drive away their children in classy cars. But I have to walkback home with my kid a 5km stretch. I lost my car some years back whenGovt. came with a rule that general people have to deposit a tax equal to costof their cars. Failing which I had to sell the car.

As far as buses are concerned, the seats in buses are reserved for OBC/SC/ST. So no place there also. After walking some 5km in scorching heat I finallyreached home.

It was Wednesday … shit no electricity. Every Mon, wed, Thu, sat is power cutin the houses of General category population So that SC/ST/OBC can beuplifted by providing them with every opportunity and in that considerationelectricity is an important factor.

Its 10:00 pm in night no electricity at home. It’s very hot inside the fourwalls of home .So I dare to step out in park with my wife and kid.

I seated myself with my family on a secluded bench in garden. It was hardly 5min. a guard came to us strolling in the park. He asked me what caste you belong to. I said with some hesitation. G..General. He asked me to pay a fineof Rs.200 and get out of the park. My Fault… The bench I was sitting on was meant for again the SC/ST/OBC . For their upliftment peace of mind is onessential things. So Government came with this decision to reserve benches forthem. Kudos to them…

Its early in the morning …the newspaperwala just knocked the door. I took the newspaper and started reading. Its independence day . I never used to forget this days some 20 yrs back. My kid hardly knows what 15th august is, because I never told him any stories of greatness of our country or anythingrelated to country. I don"t feel like telling him the failures after freedom.

On front page of newspaper, in a corner their is a news about a OBC member getting 6 months imprisonment in "BAL SUDHAR GRAHA" from a juvenile courtfor murdering and raping a six year old girl. Yes the rules have been amended, since the last 5 years. The Culprit was a 25 year old OBC, so age relaxation was provided for trial of crime. So he was taken to juvenile court, since there is an age relaxation for OBC/SC/ST.

About 11 am some one gave me the BAD news about demise of one of my neighborand friend Mr. Mehta. I went to his house for condolence next day, his body was lying there still rotting in the heat. I asked his son about the Cremation .His son told me "Many reserved category have died yesterday so we are not getting entry to cremation ground”. This rule is the latest from Government where the seats in cremation ground will be reserved for SC/ST/OBC for their upliftment.

Finally next day Mehta-ji was cremated could see sun setting through the Flames burning a liberated Body, liberated from caste and creed. I was surprised sun still sets in the west?

it was about 9 pm , I was about to sleep in my bed my son came to me with innocence in his eyes , inquisitively he asked me the question what is reservation? I asked him where you listened that he suddenly burst in tears… I asked him tokeep quite. But I could listen through his sobs "mujhe bhi reservation chahiye(I too want reservation)".

How can I convince him it’s no other toy in the market I can get for him?

He kept crying that night, claiming many of "his classmates have gotreservation". To make him quiet I said ok; ill buy you reservation at your next B"day.

HOPE he understands the bloody concept soon. Bye Bye India !!

Notice by HR to Employees during recession


Dear STAFF ,
Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.

1) ANNUAL LEAVE :

Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee).
- They are called SUNDAYs.

Lunch Break
a) Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

b) Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

c) Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill. )

SICK DAYS :
We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.
- If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

4) TOILET USE:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets.
a) There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles.

b) At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken.

c) After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.

d) Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money to pay your salary.

5) SURGERY :
As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.

- You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.
- To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment

6) INTERNET USAGE :
All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges will be deducted from your salary.

- Important Note: Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 4MB connection.

Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Lyrics of vaana (movie)

Aakasha Ganga......

aakasha ganga ninnu aapalene inkaa
aakasha ganga
mugisina kadaga migilina pratika
kadalave twaraga kadaliki jathaga
e manchu kondani vidichi vellaliga
aakasha ganga ninnu aapalene inkaa
aakasha ganga




Unatta Lenatta....

unatta lenatta vudunte ninatta cherale thidi tunaka
vinatta lenatta vintunte namaata woo kottave chilaka
nidara chedinayada kuduta padadukada
edo chestuntave nuvvu ammayi annyayanga unatta||

telusukoni aakaasavani cheliya payanaanni
aduguponi achinnadanni nannu kalavamani
emantha pani vundani paari poyindi soudamini a sangathi cheppaka unatta||

meruputeega emelika naalo migilipoyinde
chilipi saiga na manasu neetho valasapoyinde
nuvvu taakinattundaga o thadi gonthu vadilaavuga marachiponivvaka unatta||






Yeduta Nilichindi choodu.............

yeduta nilichindi choodu jalathaaru vennelemo
yadanu thadipindi nedu churukanti chinnademo
mymarachipoya maayalo...
pranamantha veechuthunte vaana veenalaa eduta||

nijamlaanti ee swapnam elapatti aapali
kale aythe aa nijam ela thattukovali
avuno kaado adagakundi na mounam
chelivo silavo theliyakundi nee rupam
chelimi bandam allukunde janma kaidilagaa eduta||

ninne cherukoleka yetellindo nalekha
vinevaaru lekha vetukundi nakeka
needo kaado nakunna chirunama
undo ledo aa chota na prema
varamlati sapamedo sonthamaindilaa




Aakasha Ganga........

aakasha ganga dookave penkitananga aakasha ganga
jala jala jadiga tholi alajadigaa
thadabadu aduga nilabadu sariga
nathalapu mudivestunda ninnapaga aakasha ganga||

kanubomma villethi o navvu visirave
chilakamma gonthetti teeyanga kasirave 2||
chitapata laade velasina vaana
merupula gaali kanumarugaina
na gundelayaloninna nealikidi aakasha ganga||

e poota vinakunna na paata aagena
a baata lonaina ne paita nodilena 2||
manasuni neetho pampistunna
ne pratimanuku thelupave anna
a jaadalanni vethiki ninnu cheraga






Sirimalle vaana........

sirimalle vaana paduthondi lona kanipinchade kantiki
vadagalla vaana vurimindi veena vinipinchade jantaki
thadise tharunaana godugai ne lena sirimalle sirimalle||

vala anukona valapanukona kalisina e bandam
valadanukunna varamanukunna tamariki ne sontham
chinukai vachave varadai munchave sirimalle||

chilipiga aadi chelimiki oodi gelicha neepaina
taguvuki cheri thalapuga maari nilicha neelona
manase neevinka kunuke koosinda sirimalle sirimalle||

Neevalle Neevalle (june pothe)

June pothe july gali……..kamanga vollo valle
puvvullo tenundama…….premallo badhundamma
innallu tochalede…….emayindo telyaledoo
navuna lovu ledu…..love una navu radeee

nina emito talavodanta….nextu emito manakelanta
nedu matrame ento mukhyam friendu
dostu mundara unade needantara….punya bhoomi lo todunta ra ra ra

premaaaaa

nina emito talavodanta….nextu emito manakelanta
nedu matrame ento mukhyam friendu
dostu mundara unade needantara….punya bhoomi lo todunta ra ra ra

June pothe july gali……..kamanga vollo valle
puvvullo tenundama…….premallo badhundamma

alarinche parimalama….vinaleva kalavarama
kinda bhoomi undi…..aate adamandi
ninge neku haddhu…..sandehallu vadu
ide tarunam……talupuki selaviche
anu nimisham…..manasuni muripinche
eee puvallonu…..kaneelane chudaledeeee

June pothe july gali………kamanga vollo valle
puvvullo tenundama…….premallo badhundamma
innallu tochalede…….emayindo telyaledoo
navuna lovu ledu…..love una navu radeee

sagipoomaa.. pasi manasa
tulipoomaa.. pulla vadillo
shilpi jevatatvam……sila chekatame
maghu valla teeru……tapulinchatame
gopa valalo una prema tongi chudam
valapanade vachi vachi poye daham
eee lokam lona unodu evadu ramudu kadooo

June pothe july gali……..kamanga vollo valle
puvvullo tenundama…….premallo badhundamma
innallu tochalede…….emayindo telyaledoo
navuna lovu ledu…..love una navu radeee

nina emito talavodanta….nextu emito manakelanta ….nedu matrame ento mukhyam friendu
dostu mundara unade needantara….punya bhoomi lo todunta ra ra ra

premaaaaa

nina emito talavodanta….nextu emito manakelanta ….nedu matrame ento mukhyam friendu
dostu mundara unade needantara…..punya bhoomi lo todunta ra ra ra

a SmaL AnD niCe sTorY

One old man was sitting with his 25 years old son in the train.
Train is about to leave the station.
All passengers are settling down their seat.
As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity.He was sitting on the window side.
He went out one hand and feeling the passing air.
He shouted, "Papa see all trees are going behind".
Old man smiled and admired son feelings.
Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion between father and son.
They were little awkward with the attitude of 25years old man behaving like a small child.
Suddenly young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are moving with train".
Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.
Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man's hand.
He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.He shouted again," Papa it's raining, water is touching me, see papa".
Couple couldn't help themselves and ask the old man.
"Why don't you visit the Doctor and get treatment for your son.
"Old man said,"
Yes, We are coming from the hospital as Today only my son got his eye sight for first time in his life".


Moral: "Don't draw conclusions until you know all the facts".

Seven  habits of highly effective people:

1) Be Pro active

2) Begin with the END in the mind

3) Put first things first

4) Think Win/Win

5) Seek First to Understand And then to be Understood

6)Synergize

7)Sharpen the Saw

My Recent QUOTES  ( really not mine )

1)"Managers do things right,
Leaders do the right things"


2)"There is no end to the new ideas in the world,
but when these ideas create value, it
becomes innovation."

3)Old saying "It's not just what you know,
but who you know" isn't a cynical commentary.
It's a well-established principle, supported by
twenty years of scientific research.

 

Hell wid dis country

An Old Story:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays theSummer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Indian Version: The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house andLaying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays thesummer away.Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference anddemands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fedWhile others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshoppernext to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filledwith food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be that this poorGrasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding thatGrasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .

Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government fornot upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to theGrasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for promptsupport as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).

Opposition MPs stage a walkout.

Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' inWest Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hardin the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants andGrasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian RailwayTrains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of TerrorismAgainst Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of thewinter.

Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in EducationalInstitutions & in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing leftto pay his retroactive taxes,it's home is confiscated by the Governmentand handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.

Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.

CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden '



Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly. Many years later... The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollarcompany in Silicon Valley, 100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewherein India, ...AND As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding thegrasshoppers, . . . . . . . . . . India is still a developing country…!!!

the only thing i wud like to ask the politicians who favour reservations is....why dont u urself visit the doctors who r from reserved categories??? these idiots wont do tht to thmselves..they wil only visit doctors frm the open category...y is tht so...bcoz they know tht reserved category students r dumb...n they dont wanna risk their own lives...thn how can they play wid the lives of other ppl??? now if any reserved category student want to oppose me sayin that "v r not dumb"then jus tel me y r u not taking admission in the open category then??? y r u making reserved category certificates for urself??? a person who doesnt hav a reserved category certificate has to get admission in the open category itself... now u might say tht ...if u r getting an opportunity to take admission wid low marks then y not....ya this is true..n tht is y i said "these ppl r really dumb"..."dont have the capacity to work hard".... keep the reservations n let ppl die...let the bridges fall...good going!!!

Sorry yaar...

i'm too busy wid my holidays,

chilling myself in the summer.......

Mean while the pic shows a puzzle,,....
'try to crack it

hi every one....

dis is my first posting on my blog.....

i'm new to blogging , rather here to have a good networking friends.

any suggestions are accepted.

i'll be posting about myself guys in a couple of days....